Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Unnatural

I watched him with a mixture of awe and disgust. I wanted to say something, to correct him. But it was his to do with what he wanted, and this is the way he wanted to do it.

He picked up another Oreo, bringing it past the tall, cold glass of milk I had brought him with the Oreos, straight into his mouth! Without dipping it in the milk first!

Now, I just want to know one thing: How will we raise the children together?

4 comments:

dutch said...
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dutch said...

wow i never would have guessed he was an alien

Courtney and the Boys said...

You undoubtedly bring a smile to my face every time I read your blog.

You. Are. Hilarious. :)

cptjack_01 said...

I think I will have to raise our kids to not be dippers!!