Saturday, August 15, 2009

The pervert in my shower

They're after me. Again!

As I've mentioned before, I have this strange habit of showering in the dark. Just before I turned the water on tonight, I happened to flip the light switch on, and boy am I glad I did.

There he was. Just sitting there, waiting for me to trap myself inside a glass prison with him. Waiting for me to grab that conditioner so that he could crawl up my arm.

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a peeping gecko!! Even worse, just before I took this picture, he also had a little video camera and binoculars in his tiny hand. He was ready for me.

Get out of my shower, pervert gecko!!

13 comments:

Mallory said...

Mandy, you're hilarious.  That's all I can say. :)

Jess :) said...

Seriously...I don't care how many wonderful opportunities and possibilities the great state of Texas holds...

for where there are geckos in a house...it's time to RRRRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Holy moly that is disgusting! I would be screaming so incredibly loud and obnoxiously that my husband, for which I don't even have, would be so annoyed with me, he might just ask me to leave.

Heavens to Betsy that is SICK, SAD, and SO VERY WRONG!!!!!! I could keep going, but I think I'll spare you the misery!

Let's just say ~ if I were you, I'd move far, far, FAR away!!!!

Mandy said...

HA! I'm glad you agree with me. They are evil.
I used to call Jack to come and get them for me when he lived across town.
The first time, he got out of bed and drove across town just because I had
one in my bathtub (with BIG TEETH! It was ready to attack!) And he still
married me. Crazy, irrational, insane, me.

{Louisiana.Bride} said...

Omg I would have seriously died, or never showered there again. My old apartment had the same crazed geckos all over the outside of the building. I sat on the counter for an hour waiting on my boyfriend to come save me from one on the floor that got inside.

Someone needs to invent gecko repellent!

Mandy said...

I know!! And people are always like "but they're good because they
take care of bugs!" And a lion would take care of my zebra problem but
I still dont want one.

nathan said...

I'm devastated that this poor guy is so misunderstood. He was probably freaked out by the horrific realization that some naked lady was there, taking papparazi photos, writing libel on some public blog... Poor guy. A fun gecko, now forever known as a perv.

julialadewski said...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     i'm sure he's harmless though......   riiiiiiight???????

Mandy said...

Oh sure, take his side, Nathan. But how do you explain the video camera?

{Louisiana.Bride} said...

Exactly! The only good gecko is a dead one that is not in or around my house! My Dad always goes on and on about how they kill bugs when I complain about them, only problem is that I'm not afraid of bugs...I'm just scared to death of geckos.

Mandy said...

AMEN! I can totally kill a bug. No problem. Can't kill a gecko.

nathan said...

I have no explanation. All I know is that it's probably misappropriated truth turned into libel.

Mandy said...

Okay, well, best case scenario, he's simply trespassing on my private
property. Either way, he's a dirty criminal.

Angela said...

Hahaha - LOVE this entire thing! Made my morning!