Tuesday, December 15, 2009


You are really, really mean to other dogs. Even my parents' 13-year-old dog, who can't defend herself.

 You poop and pee on the floor when we're not around. Even worse, you pee on the bed. Even worse than that, you pee on my clothes.

 I hate cleaning all those yellow spots.

If I get a text in the middle of the night, it wakes you up, and you bark for hours.

You will steal food right off our plates (or out of our hands!) if given the chance.

But when you look at me with those big brown eyes, or cuddle up to me while I’m petting you...

I forget just how bad of a dog you really are.
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