Things I think are dumb - A running list

  • Typing "lol," or especially "LOLZ" when things aren't really laugh-out-loud funny
  • Parents who don't control their children
  • Signing your name to the bottom of Facebook wall posts
  • People who are too lazy to use proper grammar and spelling.
  • Using the word "lurve" instead of "love."
  • Being accused of being pregnant just for feeling nauseous, dizzy, tired, etc.
  • People who tell everybody what they gave up for Lent
  • People who lie to people in comments of pictures of their babies. (They're not ALWAYS cute, guys).
  • People who use Lent as a diet/way to lose weight
  • People who chew, pop, blow bubbles with, or touch the gum in their mouth.
  • People who put gum on the side of their plate when they eat. DISGUSTING.
  • Using the word "mommy" in any screen name
  • Families who dress alike for portraits
  • Motorcycles
  • This.
  • Using your baby's picture as your Facebook profile picture ALL THE TIME (or, let's face it... ever)
  • The super-condescending phrases "you'll understand when you're a mother" or, my favorite, "you don't understand because you're not a mother."
  • Unsolicited advice
  • People who type "LMBO."
  • Making part of your picture black and white and part color.
  • People who tweet that they need one more follower to their existing followers
  • Any Facebook game that ends in "ville" Any Facebook game
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